This letter was sent to the North Pole Today.

Dear Santa.
This year could you bring me these presents?

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  1. A New Set of Golf Clubs.
  2. A New Golf Shoes.
  3. A New Set of Balls, my current set is likely to be removed.
  4. A New Mobile Phone, mine has gone missing.

I think I’ve been a good boy for most of the year and my sporting prowess has been second to none. Twice this year I’ve had a hole in one but no one seems to be impressed.

I hope I am still on the nice list and in the words of Bill Clinton I categorically deny that I have been a naughty boy this year. I am seeing Bill at Christmas this year for advice on how to swing more and that should help my stroke. Next year I will be playing the field and other opens and with a bit of luck I should get more birdies.

Santa I am looking forward to receiving my presents.
                                                                                      Best Wishes Tiger.

Press Release

Today the North Pole has issued this Statement.

Concern over Santa’s New Car Shown below has upset many thinking Santa has ditched Stancer the Santamobile for a very stylish replacement.

Santa has had to admit it was not his decision to purchase the car but it was his wife’s Mr’s Claus.
However Santa insisted he is still using Stancer and he always will, but to make Mr’s Claus feel special he feels it’s his duty that on public engagements he can treat his lady to a luxurious ride that she deserves.

Santa said when taking off in this car the only thing that is missing is Rudolph. He refused to comment further about the new purchase.

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The Press have ridiculed this Press Release as a North Pole Cover Up. The male journalists are insisting that it’s Santa that wants the car and the female journalist are insisting its Mr’s Claus that wants the car.

At the end of the Day it’s a lovely Christmas Present for the Claus Family and we know Stancer has the right to be jealous but he is not……….

Santa’s 2009 Time Table.

For the first time in History Santa has issued his planned route for 2009. Below is his time table for Christmas Eve.
We believe at this present time Santa is in the Gym practicing his technique for going down the chimneys as fast as possible.

When asked why he has issued the time table Santa wants to make sure that all the Children are asleep because “Santa only comes when you close your eyes.”

Line Islands
Nukuʻalofa
Auckland, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Suva
Magadan, Nouméa
Melbourne, Sydney, Vladivostok
Adelaide, Darwin
Pyongyang, Seoul, Tokyo, Yakutsk
Beijing, Hong Kong, Irkutsk, Kuala Lumpur, Manila, Perth, Taipei, Singapore
Bangkok, Jakarta, Hanoi, Krasnoyarsk
Cocos Islands, Yangon
Almaty, Dhaka, Omsk
Kathmandu
Colombo, Madras, New Delhi, Bombay, Calcutta
Karachi, Maldives, Tashkent, Yekaterinburg
Baku, Dubai, Mauritius, Samara, Tbilisi
Tehran
Addis Ababa, Baghdad, Moscow, Riyadh, Saint Petersburg
Beirut, Istanbul, Athens, Damascus, Cairo, Cape Town, Helsinki, Jerusalem
Algiers, Berlin, Kinshasa, Lagos, Paris, Madrid, Tunis
Dakar, Dublin, Casablanca, London, Lisbon, Reykjavík, Tenerife
Azores, Cape Verde
Fernando de Noronha, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Buenos Aires, Montevideo, Rio de Janeiro, São Paulo
St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador
Asunción, Bridgetown, Halifax, San Juan, Santiago
Caracas
Toronto, New York City, Washington D.C., Havana, Kingston, Bogotá, Detroit, Lima
Chicago, Minneapolis, Mexico City, Houston, Dallas, Winnipeg, San Salvador, Panama City
Calgary, Denver, Hermosillo
Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Vancouver, Tijuana
Anchorage, Juneau
Honolulu, Papeete
Apia, Pago Pago

Spread the Christmas Spirit!

Enjoying Santa’s Stories

This year a phenomenon has hit the Internet, Santa Claus is telling all. No longer do we have to speculate of how this Icon operates, he has infiltrated the Internet with Stories Galore about his adventures, his family and his home.

Typing in “Christmas Stories with Santa” on Youtube the page is littered with the Jolly Big Guy educating and entertaining our Children. Why has he done this? We believe Mrs Clause has insisted that in these days of communication, the Children of the World should know more about Father Christmas and the myths that surround him. This has never happened before, so why now! We have never had Santa Stories yet we still loved him, we had a picture of him on a Christmas card that was good enough, or was it!

These stories are better than any reality show as they show that Santa is a real caring man making mistakes like any other Father, having one to many drinks, mistaking a good man for an impostor, even getting his family lost on the moon. Reading these stories Santa comes across as a wise caring man who is not afraid to show his emotions and share his wisdom with the world. He even tells when he was a boy and how he felt he was not good enough. He learned his lessons the hard way and he knows how to deal with teenage problems, yet the man, like all men broke down and cried when Angela took a little boy to Heaven. The Good Lord gave us a baby at Christmas yet Santa had to deal with the greatest loss a family could ever suffer. When you read the story you will understand.

This explosion onto the internet is a story of Santa Claus, a father figure for us all to admire. He could have just continued with Ho Ho Ho and have been represented forever by Advertising Agencies but here we have a true representation of goodness and honesty within this man, a good role model for our children. He admits he fell in Love, he was upset by being ignored by his family pet and he was man enough to hug his son.

My only worry is this, Will the world be ready to read and accept that he is the Father of all Children, no matter what colour their skins are, or what God they pray to. We all know him as Santa and that he helps celebrate a Christian Festival but no Child in this world should ever say that they do not love Santa Claus.Santa would never deny any child the chance to sit on his knee and tell him what they want for Christmas. He understands that out of 2.2 Billion children in the world, one billion children live in poverty that is why this year he is giving his book away free.

Click on the book below to share these stories with friends and family or print off a copy for someone who can not afford a computer. For a parent or child who will receive very little this Christmas this book may bring them a little hope, comfort and good cheer.

Click For Free Story Book

Click the image above to get your free eBook. Please do send it to everyone to whom you wish a merry Christmas.

When the file opens you can scroll down to read the stories.  There is one story for each day of advent – so don’t delay only a few days to go!

Cut and paste the link below and send it to all of your Contacts – you are guaranteed to go on Santa’s nice list.

http://www.merry-christmas-story.com/The%20Santa%20Stories%202009.pdf

Merry Christmas

Christmas Songs, the forgotten Music.

Mrs Claus has received this correspondence and wants me to share it with all of you.

I remember years ago watching Top of the Pops excited wondering what was going to be Number One at Christmas. Even my parents were interested; the songs filled you with Christmas Spirit.

Now I’m a parent and I feel sad that my children can not experience the joy of hearing a Christmas Song at Christmas. I think it’s the tenth year for the X Factor to be at Number One.

Right, what I would like you to do is name five Christmas Songs you like and then name 5 Christmas Number Ones by the X Factor.

Thank goodness we now have the Internet, imagine just having television and your only source of entertainment. I went on to internet to find out if any artists are even bothering to write Christmas Songs and to my surprise, the bands are still having a go although they know the media is totally controlled by the X Factor.

My biggest surprise was a guy from America or should I say from the North Pole, Yes Santa singing all original Christmas Songs. Who better to have a Christmas Number One than Santa, We’ve had Cliff, Elvis Frank and I think we should also have Santa.

I watched his video on You tube, there he was singing a Song “It’s Christmas”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3xYpsCr-rg

all about the Children that can not sleep on Christmas Eve, but the best line of the song has got to be “Has he been Yet” spoken by a young child. I guess we’ve all said it, when we were waiting for Santa; it seems like a long time ago.

It did bring a smile to my face to think maybe Santa has had enough of the X Factor and it’s time for a protest. The song was original, it had a Christmas feel and you could dance to it at a party. However this Christmas morning we’ll see some X Factor puppet covering an old classic and by January we will forget all about it.

Well there’s one consolation the radio stations will be dusting off their old Christmas Albums and here we go again. “Well here it is Merry Christmas”.

I just hope Santa gets his break and everyone can hear his song, Why not Everybody Loves Santa. I prefer him delivering presents but if he feels so strongly about the state of Christmas Music why shouldn’t he protest and become a Pop Star.

After all Santa is becoming the Head of Christmas and I think we should support him, Ho Ho Ho.
PS Santa if you read this article I’ve been a good boy this year, could you bring me, A new Car, A yacht and pay off my credit cards,

Well I’m looking forward to Christmas and here are the answers to the X Factor Christmas Number Ones, 1) zzzzzzzzzzzz 2)zzzzzzzzzzzz does anyone care, I was going to look them up on Google but I can’t be bothered,

They’ve got rid of the Christmas Music; maybe they will cancel Christmas if we let them. Merry Winter Festival.

News from the North Pole.

Santa’s new Ebook is being passed around the world faster than his sleigh can deliver toys on a Christmas Eve and that is fast!

This has made Santa ecstatic and he would like to thank everyone who is spending their time passing on the Christmas Spirit.

This gesture can only be described as the Best Christmas Game in the world as everyone is a winner, especially your friends and family when they read the heart warming Christmas Stories.

The book is the Best Christmas Card you could send, so check your Christmas Card list and send it to the people you love or to someone who could do with some Christmas Cheer.

Please email Santa and let him know who you have sent the book too. One fan of the book has already sent it out to 150 people. He’s now on the nice list.

http://www.santalivenow.com
Click on Book to open file and save to your computer or simply pass on the link below.
http://www.merry-christmas-story.com/The%20Santa%20Stories%202009.pdf

News from the North Pole.

Santa’s new Ebook is being passed around the world faster than his sleigh can deliver toys on a Christmas Eve and that is fast!

This has made Santa ecstatic and he would like to thank everyone who is spending their time passing on the Christmas Spirit.

This gesture can only be described as the Best Christmas Game in the world as everyone is a winner, especially your friends and family when they read the heart warming Christmas Stories.

The book is the Best Christmas Card you could send, so check your Christmas Card list and send it to the people you love or to someone who could do with some Christmas Cheer.

Please email Santa and let him know who you have sent the book too. One fan of the book has already sent it out to 150 people. He’s now on the nice list.

http://www.santalivenow.com
Click on Book to open file and save to your computer or simply pass on the link below.
http://www.merry-christmas-story.com/The%20Santa%20Stories%202009.pdf

hay i am the head of the video game devision of Santa work shop. i am the one thats plays all the new video games thats come out on all the platforms. if you have question please send it my way.

hey everybody it the head video game elf here going to give you a quick update what has been going down in the office.

around here we been playing alot of call of duty this game is rated M for adults so make sure you keep this one away from children unless without supervision. we elves are having a lot of fun with this game it is a first person shooter meaning you get from the game person point of view. single player is short it only last for 5 hours on easy or 7 and hard. the multilayer is the crowning jewel of the whole game. if you have not played call of duty before. in multilayer when you three kills you get a uav that tells you were the bad guy is at 5 you get an air strike at 7 chopper if you pick though kill streak there customized now you can even call for a care package. this is a fun game for adults and will keep player for years to come.

Short Christmas Stories

I love short Christmas Stories. They are like a quick sugar rush from a candy bar. They rapidly change your mood. A short christmas story can be a quick fix, they can bring a smile to your face. I won’t give you a story here today but check out this vintage Christmas card image. Doesn’t it give you that yummy Christmassy feeling? Mmmm

Christmas Lane

 

Tags: Christmas stories for children, short Christmas stories

The Winter Visit – A Christmas Story

Hello, Friends,

I wrote this Christmas story years ago to preserve a special Christmas memory. It is a true tale of Santa’s visit to our house when our son was eight years old. What a memory!

On this particular Christmas, our son began to question the veracity of Santa’s winter visit. Thankfully, Santa left this storybook under our tree. As you will see, Santa’s visit is captured in print and pictures – just as it actually happened!

Enjoy The Winter Visit!

Click now to view story on Slideshare!
http://www.slideshare.net/Elizabeth_Holmes/the-winter-visit-present…

Here are the latest new members on Santa’s Village on the Internet

francine harper

• Female
• battlemountain,nevada, United States

Sara Leghari

• London, United Kingdom

linda peacock

• Female
• jacksonville,florida, United States Minor Outlying Islands

Nick

• Male
• Aurora, CO, United States

WWJDTUBE

• Female
• Ball, LA, United States

Ainsley Thompson

Anne Snyder

• Female
• Richmond, VA, United States

Shirley Sarno

• Female
• Sonora, CA, United States

Gisela Jaeger

• Female
• paderborn, Germany

Joanna MaGrath Online

• Female
• Plant City, FL, United States

Carol

• Female
• Pembroke Pines, United States

Lisa Marie Chaisson

• Ontario, Canada

Gale clouse

• Female
• Greenville, Tx, United States

Mike Henry

• Male
• Canada

Ruth B

• Female
• Willemstad CURACAO, Netherlands Antilles

SC-SANTA’S VILLAGE-NORTH POLE- 

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 I have just been informed by UNICEF that there are 2.2 billion Children that I have to deliver presents to this year.

Unfortunately one billion of these Children are living in poverty, so today I have made the decision and informed my helpers that my eBook” The Santa Stories” will be free to every child in the world.

To obtain the free download please click on the link below and in the Spirit of Christmas pass the link on to friends and family.

http://www.merry-christmas-story.com/The%20Santa%20Stories%202009.pdf

If you know anyone who can not afford a computer please print the book and give it them this Christmas so they may share it with their family.

It may not seem a lot to you, but to some child or parent who receives nothing it will be a welcomed gift.

                                        Merry Christmas from Santa.